13/f/cali

Ok, so that is a lie. I am a 25 year old guy from Seattle, Washington.

I work for a .com – I do whatever they ask, for the most part. This usually includes enterprise software design, implementation, maintenance, integration and some project management. It’s pretty simple – they pay me and tell me what to do; if it’s legal and reasonable, I do it.

Thankfully, multinational corporations don’t get literally own people, yet (usually…), so I manage to have a life outside of work. I enjoy photography, complex information challenges, running, flying, exploring and plotting to take over the world. I am always on the lookout to meet other aspiring evil overlords or just interesting people.

Picture time

Sometimes I look like this

Other times I like to be a monster

Sometimes I try and mediate between humans and dinosaurs

I can also be serious... sometimes.

I <3 ties

I also love animals